Roadside Retaliation

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, basically, this person got called "ugly" by a girl, right? And instead of, like, using their words or something, they ran her over with a CAR. And then, get this, they called her "flat" as a pun. I know, right? You're probably sitting there thinking, 'Wow, that's messed up!' But hey, that's kinda the point. Dark humor, get it? Bet you didn't.