What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts.
Now we wait...
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby be mine.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing but one sounds like a threat
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
A girl called me ugly So I drove over her with a car and called her flat
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
Whats a crazy mans favorite phrase when he has a knife?
Freak out!
Heard the phrase 'one man's trash is another man's treasure'? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
