Phrase jokes
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
No way, Jose!
Stand in the corner.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
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"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
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Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Keep calm and curry on!
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.