Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing but one sounds like a threat
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby be mine.
Whats a crazy mans favorite phrase when he has a knife?
Freak out!
Heard the phrase 'one man's trash is another man's treasure'? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.
his last words: paint dosent taste good
Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
i hate you- if you look at the first letters of the words you'll know what i mean interfischl happy apple tea eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
" Meeeehh, what's up Downs? "
You so far you tried to eat the word edible
"One man's trash is another man's treasure." It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out your adopted :)
say "Mike who cheese hairy" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
What is Michael Jackson favorite phrase to parents of boys? Leave me alone
there was a kid at school he was reading a book and he came across a phrase it was purple pation he went to his teacher and asked what it ment his teacher said hat the actual hell get the hell out of my class and go to the princible offic the princible said its ok iwas probably a mistake i will clean this all up in the mean time whats the phrase he says purple pation his prncible stares at him for about 3 seconds then says get the hell out of my school u r expelled he ran 7 miles to his dads offic crying all the way he went to his dad and explained how hs teacher kicked him out of the class and the princable expelled him his dad said calm down i will clean this all up and he said thats what the princable said he said i will clean it up he said ok the phrase is purple pation hisdad said i hate u getout of myoffice i dont want to see u again he ran down crying to his house he explained what happened his mom said the same thing as everyone else so he explaines the phrase his moms kickes him out of the house and he ran down to the park crying a old lady said whats wrong he explained whats happening then she says wellwhats the phrase he says purplepation the old lady said see that house across the street thats my house come over in about 30 min and i will explain he says thank u it was the longest 30 min of his life he sprints across the street and gets hit by a bus sorry guys ;)
