Linguistics

Linguistics Jokes

Tense

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.

It was tense.

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  • Word

    What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.

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  • English

    English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

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  • Grammar

    Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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  • Bra

    What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.

    Orphan

    What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

    They both have no meaning.

    Play

    A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

    No joke!

    Mom

    Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?

    Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.

    || 20 YEARS LATER ||

    Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?

    Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.

    Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.

    Word

    What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?

    “Is It In?”

    Brain

    You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

    Language

    Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."