Linguistics jokes
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
It's punny.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.