What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keeptwofromfloppin.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi
Words that have ho in them:
Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
When did “yo” mean Hello. They are so different, how did they mean the same thing. Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language.