Mint Condition Candy Canes

Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You posted this, so I already know you aren't the brightest bulb in the box. You see, "mint condition" is a saying about something being perfect like a brand new item. But "mint" is also a flavor, a flavor of candy, and candy canes are also candies. So, the candy cane is in "mint condition", which is a double meaning.