One jokes

When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Anyone remember the following?

Why can't men play baseball?

Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?

Orphan: I don't know what you mean.

Me: There is no one to give a present.

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.