One jokes

What is a woman's name with one leg?

Eileen.

Six one.

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

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When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."

Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?

Option one: Horses can't speak at all.

Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.

What do you call a deer with no ear?

One ear.

We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than grandpa.