One jokes
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."