I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
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Okay, so like, this dude took his friend skydiving, right? But the friend yeeted himself outta the plane without a parachute! Turns out, the friend was emo, meaning he's all about the feels and, ya know, maybe not sticking around. It's funny 'cause it's dark, and you ain't expecting it, which probably sounds like your dates, I guess.