Break

Person

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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Skeleton

sans the skeletonw

i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

Skeleton

Anonymous

What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

0

Skeleton

A lazy skeleton

I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

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Skeleton

Sans the skeleton

What is a skeleton favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂

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Stick

Anonymous

sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker

Work

Anonymous

Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself… down to the bone!

Skeleton

Savana

What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

Skeleton

SANSationalPuns06

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I’m only 14 years-old.

Lost

Anonymous

Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Arms

Jack

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.

Sadness

The joke master

Why was the clown sad

He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone

Puns

Sans

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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Skeleton

Sans the skeleton

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?

Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁

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Funny Bone

UNDERTALE FAN

Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

Dog

Death&Decay

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own

Atheist

Anonymous

What do you call an atheist bone? – A blasfemur.

Cross

Anonymous

why didn’t the skeliton cross the road? a.he didn’t have the guts to do it

Funny Bone

UNDERTALE FAN

Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em?? Papyrus:Grrrrr… Sans:Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.

Stick

I was in an argument with a “friend” at school. he said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me”…

…so I threw a dictionary at him.