Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself… down to the bone!

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?

Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁

What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own

What is a skeleton favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂

What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a “Bone” condition

don’t break someones heart because they only have one, instead break there bones… they have 206.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!

i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!

Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.

What do you call an atheist bone? – A blasfemur.

Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless

You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

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