Bone jokes

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Why was the clown sad?

He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.

I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!

Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.

Sans: I am doing something.

Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?

Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.

Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.

Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.

What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?

Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.

PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?

Dark humor.

Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!

Boner.

Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣

I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.

How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

Sans: Zzzzzzzz.

Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!

Sans: What is it, dude?

Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.