Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone
Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
* Boner.
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
why didn't the skeliton cross the road? a.he didn't have the guts to do it
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
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Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you're pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁
