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i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
* Boner.
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone
Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
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Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
why didn't the skeliton cross the road? a.he didn't have the guts to do it
What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
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Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational
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