What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself… down to the bone!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?

Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁

What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY

What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!

What is a skeleton favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂

How do skeletons have sex?

They bone each other.

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

why didn’t the skeliton cross the road? a.he didn’t have the guts to do it

When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!

What do you call an atheist bone? – A blasfemur.

Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?

What do you call girl skeleton dancing… A bone et

don’t break someones heart because they only have one, instead break there bones… they have 206.

You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

How did I know where you would go next? Oh I felt it in my bones!

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