Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Bone Jokes
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!
What is a skeleton favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself… down to the bone!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I’m only 14 years-old.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone
What do you call an atheist bone? – A blasfemur.
I have 206 bones in my body but when I look at you I have 207
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁
I was in an argument with a “friend” at school. he said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me”…
…so I threw a dictionary at him.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
why didn’t the skeliton cross the road? a.he didn’t have the guts to do it
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??