Bone Jokes

Person

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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sans the skeletonw
in Skeleton

i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

Anonymous

What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

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A lazy skeleton
in Skeleton

I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

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Sans the skeleton

What is a skeleton favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂

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Anonymous

sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker

Anonymous

Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself… down to the bone!

Savana
in Skeleton

What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

SANSationalPuns06
in Skeleton

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I’m only 14 years-old.

Anonymous

Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Jack
in Arms

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.

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The joke master

Why was the clown sad

He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone

Anonymous

What do you call an atheist bone? – A blasfemur.

Anonymous

I have 206 bones in my body but when I look at you I have 207

Sans the skeleton
in Skeleton

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?

Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁

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I was in an argument with a “friend” at school. he said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me”…

…so I threw a dictionary at him.

Death&Decay
in Dog

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own

Sans
in Puns

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Anonymous

why didn’t the skeliton cross the road? a.he didn’t have the guts to do it

UNDERTALE FAN
in Funny Bone

Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??