I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁
Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself… down to the bone!
What is a skeleton favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂
Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a “Bone” condition
What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!
What do you call an atheist bone? – A blasfemur.
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
What’s a skeletons favorite instrument THE EXYLO-BONE
don’t break someones heart because they only have one, instead break there bones… they have 206.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
What do you call girl skeleton dancing… A bone et
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!