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I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself… down to the bone!

What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?

Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY

What is a skeleton favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂

What’s a skeletons favorite instrument THE EXYLO-BONE

What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!

why didn’t the skeliton cross the road? a. because he didn’t have the guts to do it

What did the chef say to the skeleton? “BONE Apetit!”

How do skeletons have sex?

They bone each other.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.

*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there’s a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don’t know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, f...ing numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i’ve been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won’t be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby’s. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!

You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

don’t break someones heart because they only have one, instead break there bones… they have 206.