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What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don’t like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself… down to the bone!

What is a skeleton favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?

Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁

What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY

Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!

What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

How do skeletons have sex?

They bone each other.

When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!

What did the chef say to the skeleton? “BONE Apetit!”

What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What’s a skeletons favorite instrument THE EXYLO-BONE

don’t break someones heart because they only have one, instead break there bones… they have 206.

why didn’t the skeliton cross the road? a.he didn’t have the guts to do it

Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?