One jokes
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Six one.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.