What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Hurricane's Warning
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up buttercup. The joke is funny because "nuts" can mean both coconuts on the tree AND a dude's family jewels. And "blow" means the hurricane's wind AND... well, you know. It's funny 'cause it's dirty, and you ain't never heard of that before, have you? I bet you think the giggle bush is an actual bush, don't you?
Bismarck
That was an excellent joke explanation!