They laughed at my crayon drawing

I laughed at their chalk outline.

Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado

This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.

What do you call purple when it’s being mean? Violent

How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.

The other day I lost all my crayons. I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.

They Laughed At My Crayon Drawing…

I Laughed At Thier Chalk Out Line.