Japan jokes
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
How do you get a Japanese fanclub? Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.