Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan
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America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever? A: Hiroshima Japan 1946
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan: YOU DO REALIZE WE BEAT HIM IN BATTLE SHIP AND HE DROPPED THE SUN ON US
Iran: So?
Japan: TWICE
Why are there no fat people in Japan? Last time they had a Fat Man 80,000 people died.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, yet arrives a day early. When night hit he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, yet the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan is typing...
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
I DO NO UNDERSTAND WHY PPL ARENT SCARED OF SPIDERS. i mean like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987t388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 2386486775957t8590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes. i saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK IM GONNA SLEEP IN THERE????????? nope. im moving to japan. KOONICHIWA
Germany: As long as America stay out of the war we should win. Japan: *bombing pearl harbour* Cowabunga It Is!!
