40+ Japan Jokes

Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

When your teacher says to write a summary of the book you read

The image shows a text that reads "Short history of Japan" followed by three pictures. The first picture depicts a Japanese Samurai warrior in traditional armor. The second is a black-and-white photo of a nuclear explosion, and the third is a young woman in a pink outfit making a cute face.

Why is America better than Japan at rapping?

Because we're better at dropping bombs.

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"

Person 2: "In Japan."

Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."

Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.

Friend: What were the tests about?

Me: Japan.

Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"