Japan jokes
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
How do you get a Japanese fanclub? Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!