Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan is typing...
Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
why does japan not allow little boys run. buz the last time a little boy came japan lost a state
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf Official flag of Japan? The Sun Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol
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Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
Germany: As long as America stay out of the war we should win. Japan: *bombing pearl harbour* Cowabunga It Is!!
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
