Japan

Japan Jokes

Christmas

Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

Fat Man

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Hiroshima

Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

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  • Memes

    Bomb

    Why is America better than Japan at rapping?

    Because we're better at dropping bombs.

    Fatman

    why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

    City

    What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

    USA

    How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?

    By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

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  • Hiroshima

    Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"

    Person 2: "In Japan."

    Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."

    Test

    Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.

    Friend: What were the tests about?

    Me: Japan.

    Break up

    Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

    Bomb

    What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

    Flag

    Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

    Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

    Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

    Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

    Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

    Misunderstanding

    A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"

    Bomb

    Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

    Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

    Bomb

    Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

    You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

    Fat Man

    Why are people in Japan so thin?

    Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

    Stereotype

    Ching chong China.

    Jing jong Japan.

    Ting tong Taiwan.

    Hing hong Hong Kong.

    King kong Korea.