One jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.