Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
If you push some one that's bullying, if you kill some one that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing
They told me I could never be an actor....
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
All my jokes are cys for help
INCLUDING THIS ONE
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway. .
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping of a roof
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal....Does he taste funny to you?
