One Jokes

friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.


Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices


What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal....Does he taste funny to you?