Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Listen up, smartie. This joke is funny because "cut ties" has two meanings. The parachute might literally cut its ties to the skydiver, or the parachute might want to end its relationship with the skydiver, like when your girlfriend dumps you (again). You are very dumb.