Bismarck

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Actress

7 views · Bismarck · 1 year ago

A cartoon drawing shows a man talking to an actress. The man wears a green flower-patterned shirt, orange shorts, and a camera around his neck. The blonde actress sits in a director's chair under a red umbrella. She wears a short white dress and sunglasses. The background shows a film set with the 'Hollywood' sign in the distance. The text reads: "Special effects, sweetie!"

Email

1 view · Bismarck · 1 year ago

A cartoon shows two women in an office setting. One woman is holding a piece of paper, and another woman asks, "Is that one of those paper emails?"

Dentist

3 views · Bismarck · 1 year ago

A four-panel cartoon shows a blonde woman posing in lingerie in the top three panels. The word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble in each of these panels. In the bottom panel, a woman with blonde curly hair stands over a male patient, who is lying in a dentist's chair with his mouth open. A machine on wheels next to the dentist is pointed at the patient's face; the word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble above the machine.

Buddhist

9 views · Bismarck · 1 year ago

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

Atom

7 views · Bismarck · 1 year ago

Why should you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Hurricane

2 views · Bismarck · 1 year ago

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!