Genealogist jokes

A genealogist looks at the family tree.

A gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

My family is like a treasure.

You need a map and shovel to find them.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

Father: "Son, you were adopted."

Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.