Genealogist jokes

What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?

One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.

A genealogist looks at the family tree.

A gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.

She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.

Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!

Incest.

When your genealogy chart is a straight line.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.