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Me seeing a little girl crying

The image shows a text conversation where a person sees a little girl crying near a grave and asks what's wrong. The girl replies that no one came to her funeral. Below the text there's a black and white photo of a young man with his eyes wide open. There is a text at the bottom of the image saying "Hold up".

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Me:

The image shows a person dressed as Ronald McDonald, the mascot for McDonald's, wearing glasses and holding a machine gun. The text above the image says, "Someone: Sum up America in one picture. Me:".

hehawww69

Tony, am I ugly?

The image shows a four-panel comic strip featuring the Hulk and Tony Stark. In the first panel, the Hulk asks, "Tony, am I ugly?" In the second panel, Tony replies, "God made no one ugly!" In the third panel, the Hulk says, "Thanks!" with a smile. In the final panel, Tony, with a sarcastic expression, asks, "But who the hell made you?"

Inessa :)

The image shows a collage with two panels. The top panel has a picture of a crying cat with the text "Me nervously clicking my pen during the test." The bottom panel has two identical pictures of a red monkey looking sideways with the text "That one guy in the class who knows Morse trying to understand why I want to invade Cuba."

Chri5

No one.

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

DoubleDownCheeks

The image is split in two parts. On the left side a man's face showing a very young beard, and on the right side the face of an adult man of Indian ethnicity with a very strong mustache and beard.

M3ME G0D

Two images side-by-side. On the left, a metal slide. On the right, a yellow tube slide. Text above both images says: "One burned you alive and the other one electrocuted you with static."

killer of bears 101

my teacher with every one for no reason

A woman with sunglasses and a pink jacket is frowning with a strained expression. The text overlay reads: "me trying to decipher my student's handwriting."

Erichh

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Wade

Based Shadow

The image shows a tweet by user amyroses saying "don't break peoples hearts! they only have one :(". Below that, user shadow replied saying "yeah break their bones, they have 206."

A Star Wars Fan

How one shoe can ruin a family photo
09.12.2022, 10:02

Inessa :)

The image contains a definition of the term semibisexual, followed by a dialogue between two guys in a gay bar. The text ends with the phrase "Well that just sounds like straight with extra steps" and the image shows a scene from the show Rick and Morty.

DoubleDownCheeks

Fill it out if u want

A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.

Bozo

I WANNA STEP ON ONE OF THOSE

A photo shows a person's foot about to step on a Lego brick, with other Lego pieces scattered on the carpet. Text at the bottom reads "Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them | Babylon Bee"

Cocel 😮💨

The image is a side-by-side comparison. The left side says, "The copy the teacher has" and shows a clear, well-lit picture of Shrek smiling. The right side says, "The one she gives you" and shows a very dark, distorted, almost unrecognizable version of Shrek's face.

Kaylaツ

That one
mosquito in
my room
Me trying
to sleep

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #3

A worksheet titled "FILL in THE SOLUTIONS" with instructions to read each problem and come up with a solution. Under "PROBLEMS", it says "You fell on the playground and scratched your knee". The box to its right under the SOLUTIONS heading says "get up and deal with it."

Daddy dick

BEND YOUR FUCKING KNEE

A picture of Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones with the text 'When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama' above her and the text 'BEND THE KNEE' below her.

Anonymous

The image shows two panels of Winnie the Pooh. In the first panel, he's in his classic red shirt looking off to the side with a neutral expression, while text says 'I made a meme and it got one view.' In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo and smiling slightly, with text saying, 'I elaborately created a divine worded picture with marvelous phrases and civilized grammar, but unfortunately, my theorized amount of sights by the citizens was incorrect.'

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