What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first? His lawnmower
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
They say the first time doesn't work third times the charm ha not
POV there’s a school shooting American first time European yeah you American no not my first time
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, The second May, The third June. Who was the first child
Sally
Where does hitler look first when he loses something? The attic
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
what fall's first the emo or the leaf. the leaf the emo was hanging
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
2 scientists walk into a bar, the first one says "can I have a drink of H2O?" then the second says"can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies
Which one fell first?............ The depressed kid or the feather look at 1st comment to see answer
A priest a pedo and a rappest walk into a bar and thats just the first guy
Hello everyone to the first hollow knight meeting
Me: i am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans
Friend: what was the first
Me: the- they weren't always orphans
friend: o-o
Who was the first carpenter??? Eve,,,,, she made Adam's banana stand...
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
