Not jokes
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Memes
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.