What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Not Jokes
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
