Not jokes
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Memes
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.