Not jokes
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Memes
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”