Not jokes
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.