Not jokes
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."