Not jokes
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Memes
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!