Remember the confession Booth is not a glory hole
So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin
what do you say to a cripeld man getting bullied why not you stand up for yourself
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
"My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas."
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired" -not my joke
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
What was oceangates biggest regret? Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the titan submarine for when it sunk like bud lights profits.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
Steven hawkings not dead he is just in airplane mode
Dark humour is like water not everyone gets it
You need to play a bflat not a c sharp, you just got band!!
what's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile?? You know its not period blood.
It's not Minecraft
It's Ourcraft
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty
I wold tell you a time travel joke but you did not like it
what do an orphan and a apple not have in common?
the apple actually gets picked