If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The joke is playing on the expectation that the person is going to say they should be locked up for being sexy. But then, BAM! It hits you with the fact they have dead kids in the basement. Surprise! You probably don't have any children. You don't even have friends.
αmy
please let me out its been a month and all you feed is us watered down dog kibble i miss my family
Heroin Monkey
no
Anonymous
amy you're supposed to be dead down there