Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is trying to be edgy by playing on stereotypes. It twists the expectation of living next to a potential predator into a gross, objectifying statement about a kid. It's like they think shock value is the same as funny. News flash: it ain't. Also, you are probably overweight.