Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a boy in confession. The priest is supposed to be all holy, but he's making inappropriate jokes about masturbation because his hand is tired of doing it himself. Get it? Probably not, given your taste in jokes.