Why the Midget Didn't Go to Bed: A Height Problem Solved

Listen here, dum-dum. You probably thinkin' that little people can just hop onto beds like it ain't no thang. But reality check, genius! Their arms and legs are shorter than a politician's promise. So, they can't just climb onto any ol' bed they please. It's a physical limitation, ya dig? Now, go back to sleep and dream about somethin' you actually understand!