Not jokes

I thought Gastown was in Vancouver, not in Wilkie, Saskatchewan.

What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.

Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.

Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?

Kid: I don't know.

Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.

Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.

*Officer arrests Elmo*

Elmo: But who wants tickles?

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?

They all ate each other.

What do renovators and lesbians have in common?

They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Why don't rappers ever gamble?

Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.

He jumped off a curb stone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cows say, "Moo, not who."