Not jokes
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
I'm not gay, dick.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why drink water and not bleach?
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.