My jokes
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Memes
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldnβt steal anything.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher π