My jokes

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

I wish I was dead like my jokes.

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.

I love my job at the orphanage.

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

Just told Putin to get some b*tches.

Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.

I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.