What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Difference Between Dads
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is dark. See, the person tells us that they left their dad, implying they just moved out or something. But then BAM! Their "mate's" dad left because he died from cancer. It's funny because it's sad. Now go back to drooling.