Pornstar

Pornstar Jokes

Mosquito

What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.

Toy Story

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Job

What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?

Get a fucking job.

Hentai

Why do people watch hentai?

Because they are as fake as pornstars are.

Emo

What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?

They are both hung.

Drill

How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?

She was too used to grabbing the tip.

Male

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

Daddy

Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"

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  • Common

    What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!

    Slime

    What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

    One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

    Group

    When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

    Difference

    What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?

    No one stops sucking.

    Say yes if you wanna fuck.

    Animal

    Him: I work with animals all day.

    Her: Awwww what do you do?

    Him: I'm a pornstar.