Pornstar jokes
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.