What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
Why do people watch hentai?....because they are fake as pornstars are.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and the white stripes? One has icky thump and the other does icky hump.
I saw one of my cringe jokes from before I had an account and decided to remake it
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
a pornstar committed sue of side her coworkers must be taking it hard
What Is The Difference Between A Pornstar And Mosquito No One Stops Sucking Say Yes If You Wanna Fuck
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
