Pornstar jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?

Get a fucking job.

"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.

I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.

Why do people watch hentai?

Because they are as fake as pornstars are.

What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?

They are both hung.

How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?

She was too used to grabbing the tip.

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"

What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.

What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?

No one stops sucking.

Say yes if you wanna fuck.

Him: I work with animals all day.

Her: Awwww what do you do?

Him: I'm a pornstar.