Whats the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar?? One stops sucking when u smack it
whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*
You raise me up to stand on mountains said the drawf pornstar on my penis
I’m glad I’m not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky
Why do people watch hentai?....because they are fake as pornstars are.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and the white stripes? One has icky thump and the other does icky hump.
I saw one of my cringe jokes from before I had an account and decided to remake it
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
a pornstar committed sue of side her coworkers must be taking it hard
Him: I work with animals all day. Her: Awwww what do you do? Him: I'm a pornstar.