Pornstar jokes
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.