My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about a dad who gets caught in the act by his son. When the son asks what he's doing, the dad says he'll be doing it soon because his arm is tired. Get it? He's implying the son will be jerkin' off too! Jeez, you're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!