I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
Alright listen up, chucklehead. This joke is funny 'cause the dude works at an orphanage, so when he sees a kid crying about his parents, it's like, duh, they're probably orphans. It's dark humor, see? Like your future, which is also dark since you can't even understand a simple joke. Sad!