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i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year
how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the red-head. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POtaTOES!!" And gets arrested.
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Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Why is Santa's sack so big- because he only comes once a year
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
The snack that smiles back: BALL SACK
Big black ball sacks
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The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout. Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes what would you get? A retiree
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
