Year

Anonymous

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

He only comes once a year

Cigar

Anonymous

I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.

Woman

Asswald

A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”

She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”

The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”

The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”

“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”

The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”

Old

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I like my women how i like my cigars. 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.

Year

Anonymous

why does santa claus have such a big sack??

cause he only comes once a year

Old

Sabishi

I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba

Ok not really racist but still funny

Dad

Galaxycat

Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A:He only comes once a year.

Woman

dankmemester

i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

Head

Anonymous

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.

Time

Anonymous

The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you

Puns

I like puns

I worked at a calendar factory but i got the sack for taking a few days off!

Ball

Anonymous

why do guys hold their ball sack when they run? -because they dont have titties

People

Reddit King

What will reddit be without the robot logo?

RedDOT.

(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)

Jack

Tommy G.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could wack off Jack, Jill yelled out Jack, where is your sack? Said I’m not Jack I’m your friend Nancy

Ball

Anonymous

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor

My friend was like “that’s a huge sack of balls.”

He didn’t realise what was about to happen.

Fat

Bumhole

My arse hole hurts like no joke man just had to tell that ur heads a peanut u fucking nonce kyd u fat fuck sack ur mum u dirty cow

Old

Kids

I like my cigar’s like I like my women Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wife

MB

This city slicker broke down on a country road, he look around and in the distance he spotted a farm house. When he finally got there he asked the farmer if he has a phone he could use because his had no reception. The farmer told him he could use it if he married his daughter. The guy said he really didn’t wanna get married and the farmer said if you marry my daughter I’ll give you half my farm…the guy said lemme see her…the farmer hollered “hey you” get over here…and she said duh ok. The ol boy looked at her and said nooo thank you. The father said I’ll give you all my farm and my bank account if you’ll marry my daughter…the ol boy thought for a minute and said “we’ll I guess I can put a sack over her head” So they married and the farmer kept his word and gave him everything. One day the guy was up fixin the roof and Holland hey you get me some nails…his wife said duh nails, nails he said yes nails and showed her one she said “oh dun nails nails” he said yes nails. So she got him some. He was hammering away when he hit his thumb and he yells oh F. . . It! and she turned and Hollered Duh A Sack A Sack Duh A Sack!

Ball

Yu

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor

My friend was like “that’s a huge sack of balls.”

He didn’t realise what was about to happen.

“Thats what she said”

Year

Anonymous

Why is Santa’s sack so big?
He only cums once a year.

Michael

michael's mother

michael is gay and sacks caulk.

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