Dirty Joke

Anonymous

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

He only comes once a year

Cigar

Anonymous

I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.

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Michael Jackson

Anonymous

What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.

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Woman

Asswald

A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”

She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”

The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”

The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”

“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”

The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”

Dad

Galaxycat

Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A:He only comes once a year.

Old

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I like my women how i like my cigars. 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.

Difference

Anonymous

What the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?

I don’t have a Mercedes

Old

Sabishi

I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba

Ok not really racist but still funny

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Bag

Anonymous

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.

Ball

Queen🤍🦕

What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob

If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks.…

Woman

dankmemester

i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

Time

Anonymous

What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!

Year

Anonymous

why does santa claus have such a big sack??

cause he only comes once a year

Time

Anonymous

The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you

Game

Misstiano Penaldo

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout. Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I’m out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

Ball

Anonymous

why do guys hold their ball sack when they run? -because they dont have titties

Puns

I like puns

I worked at a calendar factory but i got the sack for taking a few days off!

Jack and Jill

Tommy G.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could wack off Jack, Jill yelled out Jack, where is your sack? Said I’m not Jack I’m your friend Nancy

Bullying

Reddit King

What will reddit be without the robot logo?

RedDOT.

(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)

Baby

Air Attack Productions

Can’t anyone relate to this? BEAT WATERSHARKY!!! -Oops!-By- Air Attack Productions and Yung Gravy-Ayy, supercalifragilisticexpiali dope shit Supercalifragi lick my ex be on some ho shit Superman, I get dem bands but ain’t gon’ buy you roses Super-duper get them cougars, took my wrist and froze it Super-duper hoes Y’all got Oompa Loompa hoes I ain’t never knew ya hoes Prolly still ran through 'em, though

Oh, wait, wait, I, I do know your ho? You talkin’ ‘bout, you talkin’ 'bout Tracy? Nah, you mean like, like, Tracy with the ass? Tracy with the, with the Honda? Shit, well

Oops, baby Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy Never knew that was your boo, baby Hit her five times in the coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy Oops, baby Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy I just tryna hit, it’s my duty, baby Sippin’ on the goose, like Boosie, baby Yeah, I said oops, baby Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy Never knew that was your boo, baby Hit her five times in the coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy Oops, baby Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy I just tryna hit, it’s my duty, baby Sippin’ on the goose, like Boosie, baby

Lil’ bitch, I’m happy and I know it so I clap them fuckin’ cheeks, yeah I’m happy and I show it to your momma in the sheets And I’m happy she’s a freak ho, happy so my teeth glow Yeah, my bitch elite, I be clapping every week My neck, my back, got your momma on my sack My checks, my racks, it’s the return of the motherfuckin’ mack And I stay with the pack, though Clap, clap, then I’m out the backdoor Lil’ Pillsbury, I stack dough Walkin’ with a limp, like a crack ho

Yeah, I said oops, baby Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy Never knew that was your boo, baby Hit her five times in the Coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy Oops, baby Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy I just tryna hit, it’s my duty, baby Sippin’ on the goose, like Boosie, baby Yeah, I said oops, baby Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy Never knew that was your boo, baby Hit her five times in the Coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy Oops, baby Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy I just tryna hit, it’s my duty, baby Sippin’ on the goose, like Boosie, baby