I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.

A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”

She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”

The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”

The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”

“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”

The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

He only comes once a year

I like my women how i like my cigars. 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.

i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A:He only comes once a year.

I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba

Ok not really racist but still funny

why does santa claus have such a big sack??

cause he only comes once a year

I worked at a calendar factory but i got the sack for taking a few days off!

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

why do guys hold their ball sack when they run? -because they dont have titties

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor

My friend was like “that’s a huge sack of balls.”

He didn’t realise what was about to happen.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could wack off Jack, Jill yelled out Jack, where is your sack? Said I’m not Jack I’m your friend Nancy

Why is Santa’s sack so big?
He only cums once a year.

I like my cigar’s like I like my women Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack

My arse hole hurts like no joke man just had to tell that ur heads a peanut u fucking nonce kyd u fat fuck sack ur mum u dirty cow

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor

My friend was like “that’s a huge sack of balls.”

He didn’t realise what was about to happen.

“Thats what she said”

michael is gay and sacks caulk.

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