Sack Jokes

Woman

Asswald

A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills. The cop asks the woman, "Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?"

She replies, "Well, there's a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers."

The cop asks, "So what did you do about it?"

The old lady says, "I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!"

"That seems fair enough," the cop says, "so what's in the other sack?"

The old lady replies with, "Not everyone pays..."

INS

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Santa

Anonymous

why does santa claus have such a big sack??

cause he only comes once a year

Woman

dankmemester

i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

Tickling

jarryd

how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack

Ball

Imposter

Lady: Can I lick your balls? Me: Ummmmm, Ok? Lady: grabs ball sack and licks my balls Me: I gonna have to clean these now Lady: Let me do that Me: No thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!

Dirty Joke

Anonymous

Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year

Jack and Jill

Tommy G.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could wack off Jack, Jill yelled out Jack, where is your sack? Said I'm not Jack I'm your friend Nancy

Dad

Galaxycat

Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A:He only comes once a year.

Blonde

Anonymous

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the red-head. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POtaTOES!!" And gets arrested.

Michael Jackson

Anonymous

What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.

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Dirty Joke

Anonymous

Why is Santa's sack so big?

He only comes once a year

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Puns

Aussie Oi Oi Oi

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes what would you get? A retiree

Priest

Anonymous

I accidentally suck my own‘s ball sack

Ball

Anonymous

I put the Christmas balls in my sack

Michael Jackson

Victor Greywolf

What does Michael jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack

Michael Jackson

Dean

what does Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

they both leave children's room with an empty sack

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Bigness

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.

Forehead

Anonymous

Your forehead is so big , u can fit Santa’s sack on it.

Bigness

Monke

Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only cumes once a year