Sack Jokes

in Christmas

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

He only comes once a year


A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”

She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”

The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”

The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”

“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”

The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”


I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.

in Michael Jackson

What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.

in Dad

Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A:He only comes once a year.


Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year

in Blonde

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.


I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba

Ok not really racist but still funny


What the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?

I don’t have a Mercedes

in Santa

why does santa claus have such a big sack??

cause he only comes once a year

in Forehead

Your forehead is so big , u can fit Santa’s sack on it.


i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

in Dirty Joke

What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob

If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks.…

in Christmas

What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!

in Emo

Big black ball sacks


I like my women how i like my cigars. 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.


Do you know why Santa’s sack is so big? He only cumes once a year


The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you

Misstiano Penaldo
in Penaldo

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout. Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I’m out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡


Lady: Can I lick your balls? Me: Ummmmm, Ok? Lady: grabs ball sack and licks my balls Me: I gonna have to clean these now Lady: Let me do that Me: No thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!