So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
Listen up, buttercup. You're telling me you think unplugging stuff in a hospital is a bright idea? Hospitals have machines that keep people alive! They ain't just there for decoration. And you think you're helping? Bless your heart. Based bear thinks you need to stay away from hospitals, genius.
