Mistake jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
OMG I DID NOT MEAN TOO
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Oop
This is so painfully true
Community talk
i made a big mistake today by drinking perfume :)
Hey everyone!! I have a small announcement for those who care. Jaeden and I are giving eachother another chance. BUT hear me out on this. I know last time some things happend, but I'm going to be honest. You all got a one-sided story. I was looking for the bad because I thought all that was gonna happen was me getting hurt. That's what I do, I keep looking for only the bad. Remember, at the beginning, when he made … Read more
Well guys, I guess that's it.
In retrospect, my claim was always right: No lasting good can ever come from WorstJokesEver.com None. And I don't know what I hoped to achieve by coming back here trying to prove my own self wrong. Things were fun, but they were in poor taste, or in vain. They led to worsening symptoms and lasting trauma for those involved. It's a part of our fragile lives unable to be reclaimed. I pray… Read more