Therapist: so what brought you here today? wife: he's too literal Therapist: and you sir? husband: my truck
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
9/11 is like genders. There used to be two of them and now it’s a touchy subject.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the worlds overpopulation issue.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
I was given a invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney. Thats why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain't hard
looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
If your name is caleb or connor you have a problem
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke abt, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This I sick!
Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues
Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What issues don’t orphans have
Daddy issues
Does an orphanage have daddy issues
Yes because he didn't come back form getting the milk
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
