Issue jokes
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
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