Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

My roommate’s diary says I have boundary issues.

What’s good about 9/11? It helped solve the worlds overpopulation issue.

People: stop joking about such serious issues! me: kill yourself

Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?

My son always said he wanted to skydive so we went on a plane and mid flight we have to jump out the only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona

Stop joking about suicide, it’s not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.