Issue jokes
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Everyone is so sensitive about racial issues these days.
All I did was burn a couple crosses and I'm up on federal hate crime charges.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.