your classmate: your so ugly me: that what yo mom said when she had you n called you a mistake.
My brother :what are u looking at. me: a mistake
Wanna see an mistake go on camera and take an pic of you
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
What’s the difference a mistake and an orphan
At least the mistake was loved
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
What do you call your son An mistake
Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
so three retards walk in too a class room... Sike it was the garbage They mistaked it for there class room.
there was a kid at school he was reading a book and he came across a phrase it was purple pation he went to his teacher and asked what it ment his teacher said hat the actual hell get the hell out of my class and go to the princible offic the princible said its ok iwas probably a mistake i will clean this all up in the mean time whats the phrase he says purple pation his prncible stares at him for about 3 seconds then says get the hell out of my school u r expelled he ran 7 miles to his dads offic crying all the way he went to his dad and explained how hs teacher kicked him out of the class and the princable expelled him his dad said calm down i will clean this all up and he said thats what the princable said he said i will clean it up he said ok the phrase is purple pation hisdad said i hate u getout of myoffice i dont want to see u again he ran down crying to his house he explained what happened his mom said the same thing as everyone else so he explaines the phrase his moms kickes him out of the house and he ran down to the park crying a old lady said whats wrong he explained whats happening then she says wellwhats the phrase he says purplepation the old lady said see that house across the street thats my house come over in about 30 min and i will explain he says thank u it was the longest 30 min of his life he sprints across the street and gets hit by a bus sorry guys ;)
If I missed something ill give it to you if you taked it you are a mistake
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class 😬
My mom said “ why did I adopt you?” I said “ because the other three were mistakes”
Only a city council comittee would create this mistake . Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer
ITS NOT A MISTAKE ITS A ✨ MASTERPIECE ✨