Devil

Devil Jokes

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".

So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child. Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," say Satan. "What is it?" The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl." Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?" The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."

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jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".

A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child

3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".