Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

My favorite toast for parties:

May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I’m dead.

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa

3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: “Local calls are free”.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil’s advocado.

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

Your mama so ugly she make the devil cry.

What do you call a devil texting you Travelers on the way😈🤣

Yo mama is so ugly she makes the devil read the bible


god is great

How do you make Holy Water?- Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism? It’s where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.