Nan jokes

A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.

The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"

I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.

Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.

Girlfriend: No.

Boyfriend: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you want sex.

Boyfriend: No, I don't.

NEXT MINUTE

The man could hear banging.

Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Your Nan.

WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂

My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.

Your nan's bald.

I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.

What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?

Your nan's a GILF!

Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

Yo Nan.

Me: "What are you doing??"

Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"

Me: "I don't know."

Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"

Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"

Don't bully kids.

Yan nan ate my salty penis.

What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?

What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?