me nan.

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

“Wait a minute” I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen

Then it clicked. “Ah, so that’s how you died”

My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead

what was osamas favourite food… yer nan

A kid gets home from school and find his mom and dad having sex, the kid asks “what are you doing dad” the dad replies “having sex with your mom son” and he starts laughing The next day dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan, the dad shouts “what the hell are you doing son” the kid replies " it’s not funny when it’s your mom is it"

I’ll turn ya nan into to bonemeal

When you say to your dad … AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DAD BE LIKE … WHO WANTS MY SON NAN BE LIKE ME KID BE LIKE …AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX WHAT ARE ROUX SAYS NAN UM THERE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS NAN BE LIKE LETS GET SOME ROUX

I f… Nan and dust came out 😂

What’s the difference between your mum and your nan Your nans a gilf

my nans gayyyyyy

Your nans bald

hahahahhahahhah my nan died :)

imma monch ur nans feet at 3 am tonight ngl

What does 1nan + 1nan= 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans

Why your nan gay because shes an orphan

ya nan

Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends

yan nan ate my salty penis

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