So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

“Wait a minute” I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen

Then it clicked. “Ah, so that’s how you died”

what was osamas favourite food… yer nan

I’ll turn ya nan into to bonemeal

ya nan

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