I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
Boyfreaind- let go to bed Girlfriend- no Boyfriend- why Girlfriend-because you want sex Boyfriend- no i dont NEXT MINUT The nan could hear banging
Your nans bald
your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
me nan.
I asked my nan if she wouldnt mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping, she replied why the fuck would i want to sit in a bucket, so eventually she did and i took the best shit i have ever had
khoke khok who is thare your nan WHAT MY NAN IS DEID
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends
ya nan
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead
My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages
I'll turn ya nan into to bonemeal