I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
A kid gets home from school and find his mom and dad having sex, the kid asks "what are you doing dad" the dad replies "having sex with your mom son" and he starts laughing The next day dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan, the dad shouts "what the hell are you doing son" the kid replies " it's not funny when it's your mom is it"
Your nans bald
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
Boyfreaind- let go to bed Girlfriend- no Boyfriend- why Girlfriend-because you want sex Boyfriend- no i dont NEXT MINUT The nan could hear banging
My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute" I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen
Then it clicked. "Ah, so that's how you died"
Your nan
me nan.
your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
Why can’t you sell nans but you can sell zebras ?
khoke khok who is thare your nan WHAT MY NAN IS DEID
What does 1nan + 1nan= 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead
Knock nock
Your Nan is dead
Why your nan gay because shes an orphan
ya nan
