I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
Boyfreaind- let go to bed Girlfriend- no Boyfriend- why Girlfriend-because you want sex Boyfriend- no i dont NEXT MINUT The nan could hear banging
Your nans bald
Why your nan gay because shes an orphan
your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
me nan.
khoke khok who is thare your nan WHAT MY NAN IS DEID
I asked my nan if she wouldnt mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping, she replied why the fuck would i want to sit in a bucket, so eventually she did and i took the best shit i have ever had
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends
ya nan
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead
My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages
I'll turn ya nan into to bonemeal