Error

Error jokes

Doctor

    • Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?

    Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!

    Marriage

    • One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.

    I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."

    Error memes

    Bean

    • org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.

    Teacher

    • When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.

    Water

    • African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"

    Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."

    African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*

    The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found

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    • Relationship

    • Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.

    Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!

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    • Bird

    • Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

    "Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

    Anyone know what bird that is?

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