Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Error Jokes
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
He's not really dead, his update failed.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"