Error jokes
2 times 4 equals 18?
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!