Mistake jokes
Why was the 19th Amendment a major mistake?
Because it gave women the ability to dodge accountability.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!