Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So one time, poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Alright listen up, genius. This Dan dude is blind and deaf so he can't tell the difference between a dead body and his wife. So, he ends up doin' the nasty with a corpse at the morgue and then tries to 'disintegrate' his wife when he gets home because he thinks she's another dead body. Now I know you are probably thinking, what does disintegrate mean? It means to destroy. I know this joke is probably difficult for you to understand, but don't worry, most things are.
