A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
Penguin Mistake Turns Deadly for a Nun Near a Bar?! LOL!!??!!?!??!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you dum-dum. You clearly ain't got no smarts if you don't get this. The dude in the joke asks about the height of a penguin because he thought he ran over one. But, BAM! Turns out it was a nun. Get it? Nun, like the lady who prays and stuff? Penguins ain't that holy, are they?
Anonymous
Fucking class that :)