My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
My Butterfingers slipped.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
