My Butterfingers slipped.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
