Midget jokes
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
"Dababy midget porn."
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.