The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice
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Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I saw my midget neighbour at a bus stop
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.
"Bugger off" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
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Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more
its not funny i know
If a midget does meth does he get high or get medium
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because there balls dragged along the ground.😅😂🤣
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow’ He commented “What the hell is wrong with you”and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.” He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
you're so short, you have to yell to talk to people
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
