Midget jokes
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Everyone is autistic midgets.