Midget jokes
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.