What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
why do midgets run on balls? because the grass tickles them
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
