What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
Name an ant which is very heavy ?
eleph-ant
What do a small pair of underpants and small dance room have in common no ballroom
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?"
The man responds "your parents"
Kyles penis is small
yur forehead is so big it makes mega minds head look small
Ya forehead so big sakuras forehead seemed small
why do dwarfs love penis it tickles there insides
Midgit
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs... cus there quacks too small
yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
Roses are red Violets are blue Atoms are small But so are you
when your girl friend saids it is to small you say just enjoy the small thing.
Do you ever wonder why Orphans buy small cereal box's. Its because they can't get family size
Dwarf Shortage
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
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