What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
What do a small pair of underpants and small dance room have in common no ballroom
A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?"
The man responds "your parents"
Do you ever wonder why Orphans buy small cereal box's. Its because they can't get family size
Dwarf Shortage