I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Midget Neighbor
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the dude offers the midget a "lift," which you think means a ride home, right? But then it turns out he's talking about literally lifting him up because he's small enough to fit in a backpack. The midget is understandably pissed. Get it now, Einstein?