Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
dark humor
prostitutes love their job's their always having a blast
less Depresso more espresso, i'm still depressed but now im fast.
Ask the emo kid: Hey how's it hanging
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.